I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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