sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i believe in u and ur pee
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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