you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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