Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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