don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
