32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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