i think my mom watched the whole time
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Randomize
