Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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