hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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