I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
