My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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