What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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