I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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