What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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