she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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