Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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