Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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