Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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