if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel great
I just peed on a car
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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