Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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