I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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