I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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