Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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