He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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