My room smells like vodka and shame
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She's just so happy...and so naked.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
