I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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