I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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