Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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