talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm always down for nudity.
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