weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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