it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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