The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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