And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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