yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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