You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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