you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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