Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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