Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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