Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
should my penis look like a turkey
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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