why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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