i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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