Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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