Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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