I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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