I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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