I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
