After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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