He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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