so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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