I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
...so i touched it.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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