My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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