Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
where am i from again
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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