stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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