please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize