can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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