I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Found your dick twin last night
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Sorry my hands just texted you
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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