Someone shit on the floor
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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