Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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