this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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