when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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